The United States of Ogrevalni sistemi is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 556 million Ogrevalni sistemians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 29.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ogrevalni sistemian economy, worth 33.6 trillion Heats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,512 Heats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, former pharmaceutical company owners have lost their healthy incomes, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ogrevalni sistemi's national animal is the Radiator, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ogrevalni sistemi is ranked 178,495^th in the world and 6,588^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.